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How Not To Be A D*$% !

I find myself rushing to get home so I can fire up my lean, mean, typing machine before my thoughts elude me.. 

I was actually hoping NOT to get to this subject matter as quickly as today; putting faith in my fellow man, because after all it was only yesterday I came across this Snapchat post from @lustforsnaps (One of the few people I follow there) a book I now consider appropriately titled "How Not To Be A Dick" .. And it's safe to say that less than 24 hours after seeing this post, the human race did not disappoint in doing the contrary! 



Ever notice how there are some people who take pleasure in getting you to sin ya soul?!(YES, I had to bring out the dialect for that one!) They seemingly go out of their way to really get under your skin! Whether it's purposely doing things they KNOW you don't like, taunting you hoping to get a reaction, or generally just hating on you for no particular reason. Whatever it might be, these people can now claim their rightful name "Dicks".

Dick, is your life so lame that you have to try to piss on mine?
Dick, does my positive energy simply make your negative one wanna scream?
Dick, does my smile seem to light up the dark in your less than happy existence?


Whatever the reason may be, for all the DICKS in your life, Christmas is just around the corner, and this is probably the best gift you could get them! Give the gift that will surely keep on giving and make the world a better place! 

"How Not To Be A Dick: An Everyday Etiquette Guide " by Meghan Doherty. They'll thank us someday! :)

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