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Grinds My Gears

There's something I never got about dudes.. Help me out here guys! Really. HELP.ME.OUT! Why is it that if a guy is seemingly "into" you and you are clearly NOT on the same vibes as they are, they get to be extremely annoying. Example, you happen to see the person multiple times a day and every single time you guys cross paths there ALWAYS has to be a greeting. Like honestly, I JUST passed you TWO minutes ago. Chill out. Another thing, why do the "hellos" have to be all touchy feely? UMM, no. A simple "hi" would have sufficed, thanks. Then after all is said and done and you verbally make it known (as if my standoff-ish body language wasn't enough of a clue) that I do not want you touching me like that, you proceed to act like a major D-Bag by getting upset! UHH.. Did I miss something?! Literally, passing you straight the next day like you did THEM something wrong! *Hold up*.. Excuse me, but I thought that it was MY body and MY personal s...

Casserole Sundaze!

Just your typical lazy Sunday here in Antigua.. Woke up at 5:15 am to do my business (we all have to use the bathroom in the wee hours of the morning, don't even front!) then decided to scroll through social media to see what I missed during my sleep, didn't miss much, my Timeline was full of the Kardashians at Kris's 60th Bday (why the bleep do I even follow them anyway?) *contemplates my life choices* .. Ugh, enough of Instagram! I signed out then went into my whatsapp to see who's online at 5:15 AM! Only person I see on is a friend of mine in the UK, I hit him up and we speak for about 30 mins before I fall asleep again.. Ahhh, blissful sleep.. *RINNGG!!!* I'm jolted awake again at 7:30, this time by my mother calling me from overseas.. "Hello" I slur the words .. "Samantha! You're still sleeping?! Wake up! Go feed the animals!" she yells from the other end.. "Ahmmhmm.. yea. Bye" I replied .. She laughs "See you!" *cl...

How Not To Be A D*$% !

I find myself rushing to get home so I can fire up my lean, mean, typing machine before my thoughts elude me..  I was actually hoping NOT to get to this subject matter as quickly as today; putting faith in my fellow man, because after all it was only yesterday I came across this Snapchat post from @lustforsnaps (One of the few people I follow there) a book I now consider appropriately titled "How Not To Be A Dick" .. And it's safe to say that less than 24 hours after seeing this post, the human race did not disappoint in doing the contrary!  Ever notice how there are some people who take pleasure in getting you to sin ya soul?!(YES, I had to bring out the dialect for that one!) They seemingly go out of their way to really get under your skin! Whether it's purposely doing things they KNOW you don't like, taunting you hoping to get a reaction, or generally just hating on you for no particular reason. Whatever it might be, these people can now claim thei...

Happy 34th Independence 268

Independence Holiday here on my Island and I've just finished making stuffed peppers (for the first time might I add) and they came out GREAT! Not bad for a first timer! Yep, that's me tooting my own horn. My thing is, if I don't toot it, who will? :)  Anyway, moving right along before you guys start to think I'm an arrogant *bleep* .. I've been wanting/meaning to start this blog thing for a while now, only now getting around to actually doing it. So basically, from what I gather, this is like my Internet Diary. I can say whatever, and whenever I want for the whole world to see? FABULOUS! I've always wanted to spill my thoughts and innermost feelings to a bunch of strangers sitting behind their computers and smart phones! Because let's be honest, the world isn't exactly getting any more sociable. This is as social as it gets folks! Sooo, that's pretty much it for my first blog. EVER. Not too shabby, but I'll let the readers be the judge for...